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@stephenjmolloy: Wife: "Did you lock the backdoor?"

Me: "Yes I did."

Burglar from downstairs: "No he didn't!"

Wife: “Did you lock the backdoor?”

Me: “Yes I did.”

Burglar from downstairs: “No he didn’t!”

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