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@LeBearGirdle: Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday
Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*
@benicus_rex: PBS EXEC: We need a new show and we need it now.
JIM HENSON: Okay, so...there’s this yellow, depressed ostrich whose best friend is a woolly mammoth. They live on the same street as a, um...a vampire and a green maniac who sleeps in a trash can.
PBS EXEC: First of all, YES!