@Zach_Wallen: I love baby boomers who say "kids don't even know how to write cursive" in a negative way like ok grandma you can't even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince
@NewDadNotes: God: [to self] I need to punish humans.
[baby shark swims by]
God: but I promised I wouldn’t flood the Earth again.
[mommy shark swims by]
God: but I gotta do something.
[daddy shark swims by]
God: what to doo...what to doo.
[grandma shark swims by]
God: doo doo d-