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@stephenjmolloy: Wife: I just heard something downstairs.

Me: It's just the wind.

Wife: Go and see.

Me: You can't see wind, Claire.

Wife: I just heard something downstairs.

Me: It’s just the wind.

Wife: Go and see.

Me: You can’t see wind, Claire.

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