[inventor of the zoo]
*sees deer gamboling freely through the forest and exotic birds flying blissfully through the air*
this has to stop
Wife: “If I died, would you remarry?”
Wife: “And you’d even let her use my golf clubs??”
Me: “No silly! She’s left handed.”
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