Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters

@DrakeGatsby: Wife: I’m leaving you

Me: *Removing my guinea pig’s party hat and covering its ears* On Guineth Paltrow’s birthday?

Wife: I’m leaving you 

Me: *Removing my guinea pig’s party hat and covering its ears* On Guineth Paltrow’s birthday?

COMMENTS