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@TheHyyyype: wife: let's make pizza tonight

me: awesome, i'll go buy some oregano

[later]

wife: what's wrong?

me: damn kids sold me weed again

wife: let’s make pizza tonight

me: awesome, i’ll go buy some oregano

[later]

wife: what’s wrong?

me: damn kids sold me weed again

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