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@ArfMeasures: Wife: Sarah's husband gives her flowers EVERY day. I wish you'd do that!
Me: uh ok

[next day]
Me *giving Sarah flowers* no I don't get it either

Wife: Sarah’s husband gives her flowers EVERY day. I wish you’d do that!
Me: uh ok

[next day]
Me *giving Sarah flowers* no I don’t get it either

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