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@UncleDuke1969: Wife: Well, they say a mirror adds ten pounds.

Me: That's a cam-

Wife: ...

Me: Yes. Yes they do.

Wife: Well, they say a mirror adds ten pounds.

Me: That’s a cam-

Wife: …

Me: Yes. Yes they do.

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