@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy

@DaddyJew: *stands outside of karate dojo practicing karate for free through the window*

@NicestHippo: [my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork

@RandiLawson: I feel a special bond w/ ppl that always pop up in my 'May Know' Facebook window. Like u see me,I see u &we've both agreed not to be friends

@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.