A scientist who studies Adam’s apples is called a guyneckologist.
Wife: You won’t believe this…
Me: *steadies eyes*
Wife: So you know Frank my co-worker from accounting…
Me: *narrows eyes*
Wife: …well he asked about my marriage…
Wife: He was flirting…
Me: *eyes close completely*
Wife: Now don’t get mad
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[1st day working in a Bank]
*gang comes in with a knife in their hands*
ME: *rushes over to them* Can you chop these apples for me
Shia LaBeouf always manages to come back into our lives at the exact moment we forget how to spell his last name
Billionaire entering the presidential race
Shipwreck survivors on an island
S1: We told you to spell ‘SOS’ with those coconuts!
S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I’m a vegan.
I just caught my cat licking a bar of soap and I can only assume she’s a weirdo or she’s punishing herself for swearing again.
[Chris Hemsworth posts 85 videos of him working out hard, eating right, and looking amazing]
Me: must be good genetics
Life is a suicide mission.
My son just choked on food laughing, and I’m torn between being concerned and marvelling that one of my jokes almost literally killed someone.
I’m pretty sure our nanny’s grandmother has died like seven times now……