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@stephenjmolloy: Wife:
I'm
*pause*
leaving
*pause*
you.

Me: Is it because I'm always on this trampoline?

Wife:
I’m
*pause*
leaving
*pause*
you.

Me: Is it because I’m always on this trampoline?

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