“People are acting crazy” says the interviewed shopper with the shopping cart piled high.
[with my final breath] Tell my wife that I loved..the economy
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I was raised in an apocalyptic cult but not the cool kind with orgies or human sacrifice. No, I couldn’t be so lucky. This one just had math equations to solve and scores of pamphlets to read.
That’s great about your engagement, promotion and new car.
I grabbed the EXACT amount of hangers I needed to put away laundry.
Let’s face facts, we all secretly suspected civilisation was just a phase.
I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.
My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad.
I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back.
I’m 36 years old.
Glad i moved to a hip neighborhood where everyone is hot and I look like a rat who figured out how to use H&M gift card.
OMG! I can’t believe you tweet such
vile, offensive, filthy, sick things.
You should be removed from society.
Love Mom XO
*clicks on video called How to Cut a Pineaple* This is what I need
Video (32:56): The pineapple first appeared in South America over 500 ye