Women, don’t tell us about your boyfriend. He’s a guy. We know what he’s like.

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Me: *wiping face quickly
But this spaghetti is soo good


Me: you seem disappointed

Dracula: *holding a bloody Mary* it’s fine, I’m fine


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Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet


I’m scared of buying an iPhone X cos there’s a chance mine might get swapped with Brad Pitt’s and since we look 100% alike he can unlock it


Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table.


A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM


Harry Potter: A Shortened Version

Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter.

Everyone else: Lol, no.