@juliussharpe: Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like.
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@daplusk: Nephew: [crying in line for Santa photo] Me: what's wrong? Nephew: He scares me Me: why? are you [turns to camera] Claustrophobic?
@JillianKarger: DARTH VADER: I am your father LUKE: Buy me some jeans then DV: *reluctantly hands over money* ...You better actually buy jeans with this
@_ElvishPresley_: Couples costume idea: both people dress up as Robin then spend the whole night arguing over who was supposed to be Batman