I’ve learned everything I need to know about stupid people from stupid people.
women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
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Eminem’s Wife: I have a headache
*catches 4yo putting on deodorant*
Me: What are you doing?
4yo: Feeding my armpits.
Me….as you were.
ME: Ok, that’s everything in the dishwasher
*closes dishwasher door*
*turns it on*
TEASPOON: You’re not gonna believe this
Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it?
Asking for a friend
We’re way too stupid in our 20’s to be picking life partners
Why is my kitchen floor so gross I just mopped like 3 months ago.
Cat: What are you doing?
Cat: You were looking at younger cats again.
Cat: Show me your Instagram feed.
Me: No way.