@Cheeseboy22

Wonder Woman 2: Wonder Woman goes to Costco. She pulls apart 2 shopping carts that are stuck together. Costco shoppers amazed. Roll credits.

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@_NTFG_

If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold

@Parkerlawyer

Dr, “So you should continue to eat right, exercise, and get enough sleep.”

Me, “Continue?”

@vineyille

FBI: I can’t unlock my phone
Genius: is that a fake mustache over your mustache?
FBI into earpiece: Operation Twostache has been compromised

@ddsmidt

Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself.

It’s okay, I’ve had it coming for some time now.

@emilyhughes

Seems like an opportune time to resurface my favorite interview moment

@fro_vo

Student Teacher: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
Kid: you’re an oxymoron
Student Teacher: well yes technically that is correct