@TheBoydP: *wonders if any of my friends snorted tide when I was a teen since we didn’t have tide pods*
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@david8hughes: [throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out. The next time I wanna play darts, probably.
@jenlaw_11: If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer
@3sunzzz: M: Yes, I'm here for the complimentary wine tasting. Priest: Ma'am, this is a church service. M: Oh, no worries. I can wait.