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@PleaseBeGneiss: WORD: wanna see paste options?
ME: no it’s fine
WORD: but check out these paste options
ME: pls move the box I can’t see the words behind it
WORD: :(
ME: fine there I looked now move the box
WORD: :)
ME: it’s still there
WORD: which was your favorite :|
@NeuroticMess: The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest.
@KeetPotato: *gives gf a small gift wrapped box* "aww what's this, youre so sweet" *opens it* "wait, is this my toothbrush?" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN
@RileyCaptain: Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?
@elle91: I once accidentally joined a cult because I zoned out mid-conversation and just kept saying "yeah, of course" every few minutes.
@ObscureGent: I don't care how much it rains, I'm not getting on a sex animal boat with a guy named Noah.
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