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@PleaseBeGneiss: WORD: wanna see paste options?
ME: no it’s fine
WORD: but check out these paste options
ME: pls move the box I can’t see the words behind it
WORD: :(
ME: fine there I looked now move the box
WORD: :)
ME: it’s still there
WORD: which was your favorite :|
@juliussharpe: If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the "Steve Jobs" movie until they release a second version.
@juliussharpe: Google Glass, for everyone who's ever thought, "I like that browser so much, I want it on MY FACE"
@dukelongboard: I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say "I got this" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face
@amanda_c_rae: Just saw a Facebook status that said “ironing boards are just surfboards that gave up their dreams and got real jobs” and I laughed out loud... Can’t tell if it’s funny or if I’m just overtired
@GrantTanaka: me: AAAAAA SPIDER, KILL IT KILL IT wife: [destroys spider’s confidence and self worth until it throws itself into traffic]
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