@TheIronSherk: Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job.
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@InternetHippo: ME: Billions of bacteria live on and inside my body INTERVIEWER: I meant tell me about yourself job-wise
@Cpin42: Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required
@BillDixonish: Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone "what are you supposed to be?" without triggering an existential crisis.
@haleysfalling: I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke.