Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her “cupcake.” How do they know what that is?
This movie doesn’t seem very realistic, you guys.
Would love to do a Trump family sitcom, but would have to make up a character to be “the smart one”
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Hell hath no fury like a small child being told there’s only fruit for dessert.
Friend: My baby turned 3 today. He’s growing up so fast!
Me: He’s actually growing up at an equal speed to every other human being on the planet.
(why I’m not invited to birthday parties anymore.)
I’ll pick my dog’s poop up with my bare hands and put it in my pocket to end any chit-chat other dog walkers try to have with me in the morning.
“Let’s do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died” ~ Really personal trainer
I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president.
What a rip off.
There’s no pot in this chicken-pot-pie.
me: my phone is always on silent
them: don’t you miss calls?
me: yes 🙂
These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these day–oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!
Apparently when I’m at Olive Garden I’m family.
So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay.