@Cpin42: Writes “He owed me $50” in funeral guest book.
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@RidiculousSheri: 'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
@LaureRapper: Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- "How much is a gram?" Laure- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out" #YouOwnedHimDude
@GrantTanaka: me: AAAAAA SPIDER, KILL IT KILL IT wife: [destroys spider’s confidence and self worth until it throws itself into traffic]