Jesus said that he’d get rid of evil people, whereas Norse gods said they’d get rid of frost giants. nnI don’t see many frost giants around.
Writes “He owed me $50” in funeral guest book.
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I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
I’m calling them Accused Murder Hornets until I hear their side the story.
I tried to explain Twitter to my Mom and she said, “Sounds like group therapy where no one ever gets better”.
“The toilet’s blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-”
[Bowser spits coffee]
I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned.
Every family has that one kid.
Mos Def (Most Definitely.)
Hi Def (High. Definitely.)