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*hand grenades*
*blow torch*
*AK 47*
*sulfuric acid*
*ninja training*

My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider.


Whoever called it a “dust bunny” was in a super good mood.


The fact that there are space cowboys implies that there are space cows and that’s why I haven’t slept in 4 days.


Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document


Survivor 1: “Help! I can’t swim! I’m drowning!” Survivor 2: “I have a buoy, friend.”


Unicorns have one horn and everyone says “ooh they’re so magical” Cow’s have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better


Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows


Nothing good ever comes after: “I’m not trying to be creepy, but…”