At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
Yeah avengers endgame was good but I found out my boyfriend is a movie clapper so at what cost
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I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
GYM INSTRUCTOR: …and over here are the free weights.
ME: *shoving weights in my pockets* Fantastic.
After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral,
a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes.
ME: what’s an owl’s favorite band
ME: the Byrds lmao
DATE: … wait why wouldn’t it be the Who
ME: i like you, charlotte. this was nice. but i think i’d like to go home now.
Husband: “I heard that sex is a great way to relieve the stress of Coronavirus.”
Me: “I heard that the Coronavirus will likely cause a spike in divorce rates.”
Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you
*1st time at gym*
*picks up weight*
how do i equip this
*steps on treadmill*
can i get exp on here
*taps huge guy*
do you sell mana potions