Favourite diary entry ever
Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?
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Me: *puts on hand sanitizer*
0.0002% of germs: Noooooo!
friend: you’re not taking this chess game seriously
me: [pushing tiny horse down into my chocolate pudding] ARTAAAAX!
S: Do you have a plan for the ‘Zombie Apocalypse’?
M: Sure do.
S: What is it?
M: To run faster than you & your sister.
– Hello, princess. Can I call you princess?
– OK then, Mr. Smith, let’s just get started with your prostate exam.
*finally gets comfortable with you*
*starts whispering in your ear*
“oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order”
What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?
Cow with a twitch, beef jerky.
Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough.
This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd “Shona baby”