@Smooheed: Yeah but how many of you can say you've managed to get your head stuck in the strings of a piano
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@just1fool: My dog wouldn't shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me.
@BlondAmbitionTO: I hate when people call and say they're 10 minutes away for a "drop-by surprise visit" and I have to set fire to my house.
@SurreySlum: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.