@marybethbarone: yes, I did pass these out on my last family vacation.
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@ohen39: cop: we'd like to ask you some questions me: I want to see my lawyer cop: you're not a suspect me: I know. I just miss her.
@perrypotters: Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool
@Storminika: Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.