Fly me to the ouch
Let me play among the ouch
Let me see what ouch is ouch
On ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.
– Frank Piñata
YES I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!!! WHY DO YOU ASK?
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