@gruffybeard: Yes kids, Daddy does have a favorite and you'll find out which one of you it is when my will is read.
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@clichedout: ME: we have a problem, they're out of hot dogs HER: that's ok, i'm vegan ME: ok we have two problems
@Book_Krazy: Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
@Tbone7219: You would be fucking amazed how cheap a riding mower is at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and an orange apron.