Yes my dude

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me: son, you’re adopted
son: WHAT
me: no no it’s a good thing, it means we actually wanted you
daughter: WHAT



“Kanye bless you.”
“Kanye damn it!”
“One nation, under Kanye.”
“Thank Kanye Almighty!”
“The Kanyefather, Part II”


Girl are you the burning bush?
Cuz you’re hot. And there’s no conceivable reason you should be talking to me.


I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I’m pretty.


Neighbours described the United Kingdom as a “quiet, well-mannered country” that “kept itself to itself”.


*Christmas with The Schrödingers

Dr. Erwin Schrödinger: [shaking a wrapped box, excited] Is it a new cat?

*His family smiles nervously at each other


If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence.