@weinerdog4life: You are all invited to my murder shed, I mean my shed
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@junejuly12: The new neighbour told me she’s a hugger, so now I’m only going outside if I have a weed whacker clutched to my chest.
@Cpin42: Missed Connection: You were dangling from a cliff. I was scrambling for my cell phone. You fell before I could take a picture.
@Petote: A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win.