@mentalsweats: You are the toothpaste to my orange juice.
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@squirrel74wkgn: [tarot card reading] *flips card* You will be a King *flips card* And find a beautiful queen *flips card* Oh my, you will be clubbed TWICE Customer: ...is that a regular deck of cards?
@IamJackBoot: My daughter should be getting her mid quarter grades soon. I'm excited to see how I'm doing in algebra.