@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.
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@CrystalTheRed: Laundry Day Me: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt. Him: Babe, I can explain! Me: Don't care. Just ask her the brand and shade name.