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@ericsshadow: "You could have done so much better than him."
Me: Mom, I'm right here.
@NoogsCorner: Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?
@TheOfflcePics: All the time.
@thatUPSdude: Think the walk of shame sucks now, imagine doing it in the 80s in corduroy pants.
Everyone heard you leaving.
@im_srishabh21: #FattenUpABand The Rolling Scones
@quintabrunson: These Instagram updates are weird. I think Instagram wants us to leave. Like when a guy goes “you’re just to good for me.” We should listen.