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@AngelaEhh: You don't know fear until you cough out a tampon nowhere near a bathroom.
@WineMummy: [during sex]
Can you please take your Fitbit off.
@RatBatallion: If you're having a bad day , just remember ...
All of you are funnier than Dane Cook .
@XAIMMadellynne: I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him.
Long story short he pays for the taxi.
@imadepoopstoday: Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology.
@bourgeoisalien: Thanks for telling me I'm really funny 'for a girl.' You're really stupid for a human.