@morganastra: you ever think about how "welp" is just the modern English version of "alas"
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@i_Lean: Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says "WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"
@NrouteHQ: A girl at the gym waved at me so I waved back. as it turned out she wasn’t waving at me so now I’m gonna incorporate the hand wave into my exercising routine until she leaves
@FBSisnothere: When I hear the phrase "Freudian slip" I immediately imagine Sigmund in a revealing, yet tasteful nightgown. That can't be healthy.