@morganastra: you ever think about how "welp" is just the modern English version of "alas"
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@InternetHippo: "Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?" - video games
@iGreenMonk: Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, "How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."
@Mindless4Miles: Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
@SteveSackington: If you say "cash money" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the "balls nuts" See how stupid that sounds?