@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.
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@Elizasoul80: I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like "make a left in 300 feet" and "you've reached your destination."
@TYrannosaurus: *sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? "Sure!" Good, you're really killing the vibe.
@WilliamAder: It's not a coincidence that so many blues songs start with "Woke up this morning..."