@shkeeber: You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren.
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@VisionBored1: Saw a bumper sticker that said My Other Ride Is Your Mom and my son asked if his mom was giving people piggy back rides so basically don’t ever teach your child to read
@Tmoney68: Doctor said I got this skin rash from an unusually high intake of cream & chocolate. Said it's the worst case of Cadbury Eggsama he's seen.
@UncleDuke1969: "So, what's the plan?” “You walk up and do your whole ‘rawr rawr’ shtick, and I’ll sneak around and grab their sammiches.”