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@FForEffort1: You have been warned.
@crunkdumpster: Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart.
"I'll be beethoven!"
Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be?
"I'LL BE BACH."
@MrSpoonicorn: what if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs
@kcmoore51: I hate when my wife says her friend at work "got flowers again today" and I have to kill that chick's husband.
@bylinetd: Wonders if chickens do the funky people.
@roxiqt: Dating a beekeeper would be stressful because if they called you "honey," you wouldn't know if they were being romantic or if they were just thinking about work again.