@Tups13: You hear about people running amok but what about people doing other things amok? I often eat chocolate amok and you don't hear about that.
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@kica333: Before you buy anything online ask yourself “Am I prepared to see a sales ad for that same item on every social media site I visit until the day I die?”
@ClichedOut: me: i'll have the steak waiter: this is a vegan restaurant me: ok i'll have the vegan
@NewDadNotes: Darth Vader: [texting] hey girl what’s up? Girl: who is this? Darth Vader: Its Death Darth Vader: dammit Death not Death Darth Vader: shit Darth I’m Darth Vapor Darth Vader: Vader I’m Death Vapor Darth Vader: AHHH ducking autocorrect
@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.