You know a corn maze is going to be intense when it has a missing-child poster at the entrance.

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Me at home: Why isn’t there more kindness in the world?
Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.


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I have jury duty tomorrow so whoever it is, they’re getting the chair


[Family Feud]
What’s your answer?!
*whispers into microphone*
Please help me, I don’t even know these people


“I have a coupon for a large 2 topping”
“What toppings?”
“Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza”
“Sir you can’t top a pizza with a smaller pizza”