@ericacanrant: You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@BarryVonAwesome: Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed.
@Browtweaten: Happy: So there's saliva on the foot area of Snow White's glass coffin *Dwarves all turn their heads* Kinky: Oh, blame the new guy
@nPhelendriqal: I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house.
@yoopnative: Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat's mouth. My kid thinks I'm a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later