If she doesn’t have a new hair style by the time you’re done, you’re doing it wrong.
You know that song “Happy” by Pharrell? That’s how annoying I am.
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But unfortunately I’m now banned until I bring them back.
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When it comes to gifts, I’m easy to buy for. I want what every woman wants: a domesticated raccoon that is willing to assist me with petty crimes.
How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?
Hit 1,000 followers and a 100 star tweet on the same day! Do you know what that means?!
900 of you don’t read my shit.
Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn’t worth saving.
me: I’d like to buy a hotdog with ketchup please
vendor: sorry cash only
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