I can’t stop laughing at this
You know what a cubicle basically says? It says ‘We don’t think you’re smart enough for an office,but we don’t want you to look at anybody.’
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landlords: *will ignore you for months about issues in your apartment*
also landlords: your rent was 2.6 milliseconds late
Jake from State Farm lives with us now, our house is full of khaki pants, he is making khaki pants for dinner.
how do lawyers argue without crying
As I get older, I’m really just looking for Girls Gone Mild.
Snakes are terrifying because they can’t trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.
Adulthood is almost as fun as a piñata full of wasps
Robber: I’ll kill you if your wife doesn’t answer my questions
Me: Oh God ok
Robber: Where’s the safe?
Wife: Over there
Robber: What’s the code?
Robber: What do you want for dinner?
Me: oh no
Dr Seuss: *grabs mic
Everyone Else: *quits
ME: …but it’s dairy-free
WIFE: I don’t care, I’m not calling it “peanut margarine”