@PhilNista: You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras.
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@hdaniels_00: When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver
@KardashianReact: there are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair
@iAmDelFreaky: Waking up with morning wood is one thing, but waking with Elijah Wood is just creepy. I calmed down once I stared into his beautiful eyes.