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@joeljeffrey: You know you're old when you start telling people how much cheaper things used to be.
@GerryDuggan: "Yous ain't passin'!" - Gandolfini
You know who you are.
@perfumegenius: I can’t stop fantasizing about gently, lovingly braiding a squid
@ArfMeasures: CYCLOPS: How do u spell Hawaii?
WIFE [biting lip] well..u need 2 i's
CYCLOPS [puts pen down] my life is just a joke to u isn't it Linda
@Teowulf: When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, "no one cares."