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@shirtlifting: you learn something new every day oh god make it stop
@FredTaming: dentist: have you been flossing?
me: yes :)
dentist: your mouth?
me: no :(
@Darlainky: It's important to remember where you parked the get away vehicle.
@Sanbel11: -I can't stand liars and fakes
-You are so pretty
-See? Why can't everyone be honest like you
@badbanana: It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco.
@AsgardianRose: Harry Potter: A Shortened Version
Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter.
Everyone else: Lol, no.