Charlie Brown grew up to become a good grief counselor
You look like the kind of person who touches garden gnomes appropriately.
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the three stages of a woman’s life:
– the chosen one
– the mother
– solving crimes in the village
The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I’m cured.
How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?
Don’t just lay there… Move! Bounce! Do something!!
~ me, pleading with my hair
Do you know what’s cooler than those fake chains around your license plate?
Everything. Every single thing in the world.
*tip toes out front door*
*wife texts me from China*
“Where you going?”
damn this year’s met gala would’ve been really awkward
I’m wearing a burqa, fencing mask, & a welding helmet while reading a book on cannibalism & an old lady on the bus still wants to chat.
maybe amazon should keep their opinions to themselves