
I have a very fancy degree that says this meme is true:
I have a very fancy degree that says this meme is true:
Please don’t directly insult people on Twitter.
Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult.
Fine. I’ll rush you to the hospital, but then we’re doing what I want.
Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse
“Omelet you finish.”
– Kanyegg West
Don’t hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am.
Most things in life aren’t free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are.
Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer.
ME: ok i’m gonna tell you some stuff, but only if you promise not to judge me afterwards
JUDGE: no can do