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1969: i bet in 50 yrs, we’ll have a colony on Mars, & flying cars.



[bank heist]

rob: what’s the plan

me: tom, you get the car ready while i hold up the bank

rob: it’s “rob”

me: sorry, tom get the car ready while i rob the bank


SHAGGY: hey Scoob you look like you have a bad case of updog
SCOOBY-DOO: rut’s updog
SHAGGY: not much what’s up with you man lol
SCOOBY-DOO: ruck rou Raggy


My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we’ve had no luck trying to have one naturally.


Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to… you know, “happen” to them.


[opening can of Russian Pringles]
once u pop u [inside can is a slightly smaller can]
huh [inside that can is an even smaller can]
wtf [in..


*types ‘snowflake’*
*types ‘snowflake’*


I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex..

He’s a small arms dealer.