1969: i bet in 50 yrs, we’ll have a colony on Mars, & flying cars.
You never really know if you’re out of invisible ink
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rob: what’s the plan
me: tom, you get the car ready while i hold up the bank
rob: it’s “rob”
me: sorry, tom get the car ready while i rob the bank
SHAGGY: hey Scoob you look like you have a bad case of updog
SCOOBY-DOO: rut’s updog
SHAGGY: not much what’s up with you man lol
SCOOBY-DOO: ruck rou Raggy
My personality is best known for putting the pro in unapproachable
My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we’ve had no luck trying to have one naturally.
Who called it Osteoporosis and not Epic Frail?
Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to… you know, “happen” to them.
[opening can of Russian Pringles]
once u pop u [inside can is a slightly smaller can]
huh [inside that can is an even smaller can]
“ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL”.
I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex..
He’s a small arms dealer.