@SF_incognito: You (normal person, can make small talk): I like your name
Me (awkward af, says stupid shit constantly): thanks it was a birthday present
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@KingRainhead: When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like "You're Doing A Great Job"
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@duchesskk: I like to wear different wigs to confuse my enemies. If they sent you to the babe with fringe guess who I am now? The girl with braids. Ooops
@flashember: (invention of the crib) put that baby in jail
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