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@SF_incognito: You (normal person, can make small talk): I like your name

Me (awkward af, says stupid shit constantly): thanks it was a birthday present

You (normal person, can make small talk): I like your name Me (awkward af, says stupid shit constantly): thanks it was a birthday present
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