@wittwitbarista: You remind me of a nebula. A newborn star Full of energy, color, and completely dense while being unstable.
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@adult_keverage: Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car.
@YeezyEducatedMe: [creates anti aging pill] Reporter: wow imagine all the human applications this can have *I scribble out 'give to puppies'* Yeah absolutely
@Jenny4ashley: What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?
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